Midnight Mania! ‘Crotch-Sniffing’ Khamzat Has ‘Trash’ Gas Tank
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Welcome to Midnight Mania!
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Let’s start the night off by taking a look back over the three biggest stories of Monday, March 16, 2026.
- Time to panic? Michael Chandler claims UFC White House ‘still kind of up in the air’ as final deadline looms: Every bit of information that has come out regarding the White House has shown it was put together in a last-minute junk show.
- Eryk Anders, 20-fight Octagon veteran, retires after spoiling Brad Tavares’ UFC history: Both Anders and Tavares deserve respect for scrapping it out against tough competition for so long.
- Nate Diaz vs. Mike Perry MMA fight official for ‘Rousey vs. Carano’ card on May 16: For my money, this is easily the best fight on the card.
Insomnia
I’m very curious to see how Sean Strickland attempts to answer the Khamzat question.
Jorge Masvidal goes off on Khamzat Chimaev. 🤯👀
— Red Corner MMA (@RedCorner_MMA) March 17, 2026
"The funny thing about that is that you ain't gonna kill nobody by hugging anybody to death. You better stop with that crotch-sniffing shit, especially if you're talking to me, brother. Your legacy is always going to be known for… pic.twitter.com/warSapAgIX
This feels like a big step up for Gauge Young, who has 1-1 record in the UFC compared to Moises’ 15 UFC bouts.
Thiago Moisés will fight Gauge Young at #UFCWinnipeg on April 18th. (first rep. Young Socials) #UFC#MMA#UFCParamount#UFConParamount#UFC2026pic.twitter.com/ESgm3A2JQY
— Marcel Dorff 🇳🇱🇮🇩 (@BigMarcel24) March 16, 2026
Kevin Vallejos’ willingness to stand in front of Emmett and counter from the first bell was very impressive.
Whenever Emmett entered, Vallejos would counter off a split step
— MixingMartialArts (@RyanAWagMMA) March 16, 2026
Emmett was trying to feint around, switch stances, and disguise his long range blitzes, but Vallejos' split steps let him reposition to counter immediately
While Emmett was still switching up or leaping, Vallejos… pic.twitter.com/7S3Qm1Lj9O
An absolute essential for any fight fan:
Get your Diego Lopes socks before they are sold out. pic.twitter.com/JIMIveH2i1
— Jed I. Goodman © (@jedigoodman) March 15, 2026
I’m glad Harry Hardwick got a second opportunity to show off his skills and toughness, but he’s in for a rough couple months.
Harry Hardwick update via instagram
— samthemanMMA (@SamthemanMMA) March 15, 2026
“My jaw is obviously fucked but that’s alright I like soup”
😂 what a legend #UFCVegas114pic.twitter.com/ccUcxdbRvY
The knee lever sweep is a really strong technique that looks deceptively simple, but there’s more to it than a basic bridge.
Knee lever sweep pic.twitter.com/t2c7EhHC3v
— Josie Aldo (@JosieAldoMMA) March 15, 2026
Ben Askren and Jorge Masvidal settling their beef is one of the brighter stories of 2026.
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Slips, rips, and KO clips
Left hook to the body against the fence is one of the best shots in MMA.
Hyun Woo Kim destroys Yesheng Zhang with a brutal left hook to the body in ROAD FC 76 pic.twitter.com/2ZLjUR6fzA
— Haduucken III (@HaduuckenIII) March 15, 2026
Look at the speed of these punches! At the 30 minute mark, it’s purely a question of conditioning and willpower.
Yoski Suto finds the TKO just shy of the 30 min mark in his Vale Tudo rules bout at #ROMAN4pic.twitter.com/BbKT9urpPP
— Half Dead Frank (@Halfdeadfrank69) March 15, 2026
Best clip I’ll post this month.
Crack los dos camarografos pic.twitter.com/gC1RYHvC4L
— Barrele la pierna (@Barrelelapierna) March 15, 2026
Random Land
I didn’t need to know these exist.
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Midnight Music: Alt rock, 1998
Sleep well Maniacs! More martial arts madness is always on the way.